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October 11, 2028
In 2 yearsYou specialize in over-engineering solutions to problems that do not exist yet.
Serial pivot artist and amateur architecture astronaut
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Scalable vision, zero equity dilution.
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delivers pitch decks that never break
You juggle product roadmaps, engineering sprints, and desperate business development pitches. Your existence is basically just constant, unoptimized context switching.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to investors with enough conviction to secure a bridge round.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Generative models produce pitch decks that statistically maximize interest from venture capital firms.
Month 5
Autonomous agents generate product requirements documents directly from sparse user feedback data.
Month 10
An automated system reassigns tasks based on real-time developer capacity without human intervention.
Month 15
Outbound sales sequences replace your LinkedIn networking with higher response rates and zero ego.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access is revoked once the founder-simulation engine achieves a higher market valuation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
Weekly
Pivot frequency
Infinite
Coffee-to-code ratio
402
VC rejection count
Your severance
One free subscription to a generic cloud dashboard
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