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Will AI replace Technology Company Founder jobs? · Latest report #3cas5j9x
Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour job is just explaining slides to people who hate your vision.
Serial founder, pivot expert, professional slide deck orator.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated vision for a post-human market.
bzzt.youAI▸ CEO-LOGIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers fake vision statements at zero cost
You spend days pitching investors, chasing talent, and pretending your product roadmap actually makes any sense to outsiders.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually capable of lying with enough confidence to secure a funding round.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Vision models write your pitch decks without needing your delusions.
Month 5
Software targets and charms investors faster than your human ego.
Month 10
AI scouts and hires engineers through superior data-driven baiting.
Month 15
Data pipelines manage the team better than your mood swings.
Month 19 · D-Day
The company runs itself perfectly once you are finally removed.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
12,400
Pitch Deck Slide Count
890
VC Meetings Suffered
Weekly
Vision Pivot Frequency
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says "Open to Disrupting"
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