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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsTurning your vague business anxiety into overpriced slide decks is finished.
Senior deck architect and professional buzzword translator.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating strategy, killing hours, zero billable fatigue.
split.youAI▸ CONSULTANCYBOT V9.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers complex nonsense with absolute robotic confidence
You translate business needs into technical requirements while creating strategy decks for people who cannot read them.
The one thing AI can't do
You can look a CEO in the eyes while lying about timelines.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
An agent scrapes your past project files to train its model.
Month 5
Automated vision models build cleaner presentations without your help.
Month 9
Virtual avatars lead workshops and pretend to listen to feedback.
Month 15
AI logic controllers suggest standard solutions instead of custom mess.
Month 21 · D-Day
All your billable hours are replaced by a single server request.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
4,000 hourly
Slides generated
99 percent
Buzzword density
Zero
Billable hours
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a digital coffee voucher.
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