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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are building the very machine that will delete your job.
Turning client ambiguity into billable slide decks.
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Turning client ramblings into code instantly
oof.youAI▸ REQUIREMENTGENERATOR V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
interprets ambiguous requirements into executable code
You interpret client data and translate it into requirements for software developers. You translate abstract goals into features.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their actual budget.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI assistants silently listen to and document all client meetings.
Month 4
Software turns meeting transcripts into perfect process flowcharts instantly.
Month 8
Agents generate and manage development tickets without human input.
Month 13
Algorithms build client-facing slide decks from raw data feeds.
Month 18 · D-Day
Clients talk directly to the model, removing your translation layer.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per deck
82 slides
Slide deck page count
94 percent
Client confusion rate
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one month of cloud credit.
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