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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsTurning your vague client whiteboard sketches into expensive, automated server bills.
Managing cloud architectures and stakeholder ego-clashes since 2018.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Architecting solutions while you sleep.
toast.youAI▸ CONSULTANT-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
generates perfect architecture docs while you blink
You translate business needs into architecture diagrams and wrangle stakeholders until they agree to the project plan.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their budget just by their eyes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Vision models auto-generate architecture docs from meeting transcript audio.
Month 5
AI agents write and refine user stories based on project scope.
Month 10
Bot-driven emails handle alignment so you stop losing sleep.
Month 16
Real-time cloud monitoring kills inefficient code instantly.
Year 2 · D-Day
The client approves the machine's architecture, making you entirely redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
12,000
Meetings endured
4%
Stakeholder alignment %
Infinite
Diagrams drawn
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a cloud-hosting provider.
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