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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou sell solutions to problems that your own PowerPoint slides created.
Professional slide architect and master of vague project outcomes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Real-time delivery for non-physical outcomes.
splat.you▸ SYNCAGENT PRO▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends automated status updates during your sleep
You facilitate workshops and track project milestones to ensure delivery. You move information from stakeholders to development teams.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room and fake sincerity during a disastrous launch meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent scrapes Jira and replaces your weekly progress email.
Month 5
Smart models auto-fill your slide decks based on project data.
Month 9
Collaborative whiteboards are replaced by real-time requirement-syncing AI bots.
Month 13
A predictive model identifies the next stakeholder to appease automatically.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system assumes direct control of delivery communications and planning.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.6%
4,200 annually
Slides authored
94 percent
Workshop fluff content
High
Stakeholder confusion rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our meeting-transcription API.
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