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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are just a manual API connector between Jira and disappointment.
Professional translator of nonsense into slightly more expensive nonsense.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Resolving requirements before they are even spoken.
oof.youAI▸ SYNCAGENT V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates complete documentation from three Slack messages
You translate business needs into technical tickets and mediate between annoyed engineers and confused insurance stakeholders.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a stakeholder is lying about their technical requirements in a meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts scanning your tickets to suggest titles and priority levels.
Month 5
Software scrapes your commit history to replace your daily verbal update.
Month 9
LLMs start writing the project specs directly from stakeholder voice recordings.
Month 13
Decision trees automatically reject impossible feature requests before they reach engineers.
Month 18 · D-Day
A single script handles all project delivery and fires the middleman.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
48 minutes
average meeting duration
12
tickets closed per week
99%
vague feedback events
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated project management suite.
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