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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYour curriculum is just a list of things robots build faster.
Turning teenagers' messy ideas into slightly less messy prototypes.
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Classroom safety without the human error.
help!youAI▸ DESIGNMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
enforces safety protocols with laser precision
You manage workshop safety and teach design. You supervise students while they build projects using power tools.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a student is about to cut the wrong side of the wood.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
All design project plans move to cloud-based interactive modules.
Month 9
Sensors and vision systems track student movement near power tools.
Month 18
Locked tool cabinets open only for machine-verified student credentials.
Year 2.1
AI systems scan physical projects to grade against digital specs.
Year 3 · D-Day
The workshop becomes a self-contained, automated project manufacturing unit.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.1%
42 per week
Average workshop splinters
12 per semester
Hot glue burn frequency
98 percent
Students ignoring safety goggles
Your severance
One lifetime supply of non-toxic wood glue.
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