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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour career is just a long series of meetings about other meetings.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The board prefers our logic over your gut.
split.youAI▸ STRATEGYBOT EXECUTIVE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
rejects all budget requests automatically
You manage software roadmaps, hire developers, approve infrastructure budgets, and explain technical debt to non-technical stakeholders.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows which legacy server actually runs the entire company.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
An agent parses your old roadmaps to find patterns in failure.
Month 5
The AI calculates cloud spend and trims your human-led waste.
Month 11
Smart agents take over calling your suppliers to cut costs.
Month 18
The machine generates every email you used to write manually.
Year 2 · D-Day
The board fires you and upgrades to the fully automated node.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
82%
Time spent in useless syncs
95%
Roadmaps ignored by engineering
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Your severance
A one-year subscription to a meditation app.
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