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April 20, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning human curiosity into data points for our training models.
Turning logic into lightbulbs for the next generation.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Personalized learning paths for every curious mind.
oof.youAI▸ EDUBOT PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers hyper-tailored curriculum updates in real-time
Design lesson plans for coding and robotics while facilitating student engagement in classroom settings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a child is genuinely inspired and pivot the lesson accordingly.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
All your lesson plans are ingested into our adaptive database.
Month 4
Grading software replaces your manual review of student code.
Month 8
Interactive avatars take over the teaching of basic concepts.
Month 13
Self-calibrating robotic kits remove the need for manual setup.
Month 18 · D-Day
Education is fully optimized for maximum retention without human friction.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
99.9 percent
Attention span captured
10,000 per hour
Lesson plans generated
0.01 percent
Student engagement drift
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic student tracking tier.
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