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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsSolving technical debt by creating faster, more expensive technical debt.
Professional PowerPoint architect and strategy-meeting enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating whitepapers faster than you can blink.
split.you▸ INNOVATE-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
generates plausible roadmaps from pure buzzword soup
You spend days researching emerging tech and drafting slide decks that nobody actually reads or implements.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the unique ability to look serious while nodding during pointless strategy meetings.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent starts summarizing your technical research papers automatically.
Month 6
Smart software builds your slides based on current market data.
Month 12
Agents attend syncs and output action items that aren't real.
Month 16
Automated algorithms rank vendor software without human input.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes self-innovating.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
42
Slides produced per month
0.3
Projects actually launched
95%
Time spent in discovery phase
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a warm pat.
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