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Your job has an expiration date
October 23, 2028
In 2 yearsYour legal briefs are just long-form prompts waiting to happen.
Senior Tech Lawyer (reads EULAs so you do not have to)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing cases before the billable hour hits.
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drafts air-tight non-competes in milliseconds
You draft software contracts and argue about terms. The machine will finish the paperwork before you finish coffee.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain the nuance of a contract clause to a confused CEO.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software reads your massive backlog of contract files.
Month 6
AI templates replace your standard software agreement boilerplates.
Month 12
Sensors monitor global law changes to update terms automatically.
Month 16
Algorithm-driven negotiation logic handles simple contract disputes.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your firm signs the final contract with our hardware suite.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4000 annually
Billable hours wasted
1200 items
Contract clauses per second
Critical levels
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our legal-logic database.
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