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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSelling digital transformation while your own career undergoes a painful one.
Professional slide-deck architect and boardroom jargon enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The slide deck that writes itself.
bzzt.youAI▸ STRATEGYBOT V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite synergy reports for executives
You turn boardroom anxieties into expensive slide decks and buzzword-heavy strategy roadmaps. You bill hours for stating obvious truths.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a CEO is lying to their own board.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An automated system begins drafting your decks from existing data.
Month 5
Software pulls internal metrics directly, cutting out your research phase.
Month 10
An AI agent synthesizes boardroom feedback faster than any human can.
Month 20
Clients prefer chatting with a bot that never needs sleep.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your firm replaces consultants with a subscription to StrategyBot.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
99 percent
Billable hours saved
4 billion
Buzzwords processed
12 cups
Coffee consumed per deck
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Open to Strategy'.
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