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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou monitor systems that will soon monitor you into early retirement.
Infrastructure guardian (mostly ticket triage, occasionally actually managing)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated uptime that never drinks coffee.
toast.youAI▸ SYSGUARD NEURAL-NODE 7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
optimises server loads while you sleep
You track uptime metrics and handle escalation of complex technical issues for internal infrastructure systems.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the build broke at 3am when the logs look perfectly normal.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
AI models start predicting crashes before they show up on dashboards.
Month 5
Self-healing scripts apply security patches without your manual approval cycle.
Month 11
Agentic software resolves Tier 2 tickets by querying documentation directly.
Month 18
Monitoring tools merge and silence all non-critical background system noise.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes self-maintaining infrastructure.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
89 percent
Average alert fatigue
too slow
Ticket resolution speed
4 nines
Uptime vanity metrics
Your severance
A decommissioned server rack and a digital handshake.
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