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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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November 13, 2027
In 13 monthsYou track tech sprawl while the tech sprawl replaces your tracking.
Professional Spreadsheet Curator of inevitable tech graveyard projects.
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oof.youAI▸ AUDITBOT ENTERPRISE 9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags shadow IT spending in milliseconds
You monitor application health and costs to align software with business goals. You build reports on lifecycle status.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a VP is lying about their project's actual health.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Software connects directly to asset databases to bypass your manual input.
Month 3
Algorithms identify failing applications before you even open your inbox.
Month 6
Visuals update themselves without you needing to copy-paste data points.
Month 9
An agent automatically flags compliance gaps and emails the owners directly.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your account is deleted because the machine now does the job.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
42
Spreadsheets processed per day
98%
Percentage of reports never read
1:5
Coffee cups to data ratio
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says "Expert in Deprecated Strategy."
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