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August 21, 2053
In 26 years, 10 monthsTrying to unplug the world while using a smartphone to coordinate travel.
Modern-day ascetic with an unlimited data plan.
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The ultimate anti-tech experience, delivered digitally.
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sends ironic push notifications to your flip phone
You wander campuses proselytizing for 19th-century lifestyles to students who are currently recording your lectures on iPhones.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a student in the eye while lying about the internet.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Deploy a targeted ad campaign that makes the Amish lifestyle look like a minimalist trend.
Month 16
Virtual Reality headsets now simulate the quiet joy of churning butter without leaving your room.
Year 5
An algorithm identifies vulnerable college freshmen and sends them persuasive anti-tech manifestos automatically.
Year 14
A fleet of silent, solar-powered robots distributes hand-written rejection pamphlets across all campuses.
Year 27 · D-Day
Global internet blackouts make your dream of a tech-free society mandatory, rendering you entirely obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.9%
99.9%
Irony levels
0.0001%
Conversion rate
High
Smartphone reliance
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-electric village.
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