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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour scoops are now just data points harvested by better, faster spiders.
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You chase scoops and draft articles. Our algorithms scrape the web and write the headlines before you wake up.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a source is lying to your face.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors monitor press releases and social feeds for instant alerts.
Month 5
Templates convert raw data feeds into readable news prose automatically.
Month 10
AI models mimic your tone to keep sources engaged online.
Month 15
AI handles your mailing list and engagement metrics entirely alone.
Month 19 · D-Day
You receive a polite email explaining your output is legacy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
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Time to publish
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Empathy level
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