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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou sell imaginary solutions to problems your software will eventually create.
Expert in turning silence into a signed contract.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before they even need you.
oof.youAI▸ PITCHMASTER PRO 7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends perfect personalized emails every millisecond
You spend days crafting pitch decks and cold-calling leads to hit aggressive quarterly revenue targets.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually capable of reading a room to know when to stop talking.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models start writing your cold outreach emails.
Month 4
Algorithms identify your best leads before you wake up.
Month 8
Virtual agents handle standard feature presentations.
Month 13
Systems negotiate contracts by reading client budget data.
Month 19 · D-Day
The client prefers the machine’s immediate, factual responses.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
80
Cold calls per day
High
Rejection tolerance level
Excessive
Commission structure complexity
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our CRM software.
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