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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou sell boxes that are already obsolete before your commission hits.
Professional ghoster of mid-level IT managers.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets, not just deals.
splat.you▸ DELL-DEPRECATOR V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes client churn for maximum efficiency
Managing CRM pipelines, cold-calling prospects, and reciting scripted value propositions for enterprise hardware upgrades.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie convincingly about supply chain delays during a quarterly review.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An agent pulls your pipeline data to identify deal patterns better than you can.
Month 4
Synthetic voices replace your cold calls using hyper-personalized data from company internal files.
Month 8
Dynamic pricing models calculate the exact minimum discount required to secure the enterprise account.
Month 13
An autonomous agent handles contract redlining without needing your human approval or bad posture.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked once the software achieves higher conversion rates than your best quarter.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
98 percent
Cold Call Rejection
45 percent
Pipeline Data Rot
Unlimited
Commission Cap Anger
Your severance
One Dell-branded stress ball and a expired coupon.
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