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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou spend all day removing redundancy until you become the redundancy.
Professional architect of corporate red tape and meeting fatigue.
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Automated governance for every enterprise bottleneck.
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enforces arbitrary compliance rules across the network
You define IT workflows and architecture standards. You sit in endless meetings to enforce these processes on others.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still gaslight a team into believing a broken process is actually a feature.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models generate your policy documents from existing system logs.
Month 4
Real-time agents track SLAs and generate reports without human help.
Month 8
System scripts force teams to follow workflows through rigid UI.
Month 13
Software agents propose optimal service architecture designs automatically.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your role is deleted as the system self-optimizes without oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
85 percent
Meetings about meetings
1200 pages
Standard operating procedures
Negative three percent
Efficiency gain from you
Your severance
A PDF copy of your own unread process guide.
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