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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou exist solely to reboot servers that refuse to acknowledge reality.
Professional wire-untangler and professional password-forgetter enabler.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Fixing the internet before you wake up.
split.youAI▸ SYSADMIN-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches vulnerabilities before they are even created
You troubleshoot hardware errors, manage network configurations, and explain why the printer refuses to cooperate with the network.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a server is about to fail just by its smell.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Sensors identify failing hardware before you even get a ticket.
Month 4
Local servers move to the cloud to reduce your physical work.
Month 8
Self-service portals replace your manual password reset tasks entirely.
Month 13
AI predicts hardware failure and triggers automatic replacements on site.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system becomes self-healing software.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
0.02 seconds
Ticket resolution speed
4.5 liters
Coffee consumed daily
Infinitely many
Password reset requests
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to cloud-based error logs.
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