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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour visionary pivot is just a data set waiting for ingestion.
Professional visionary, part-time fire-fighter, full-time slide deck artist.
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Vision without the expensive lunch meetings.
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delivers the quarterly pivot presentation via hologram
You make high-stakes guesses based on incomplete data. You pitch a dream to investors to survive another quarter.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a VC with enough conviction to secure a seed round.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors identify your market trends before you finish your morning coffee.
Month 5
Software generates pitch decks that statistically outperform your best human efforts.
Month 10
Machines negotiate funding terms directly with AI-driven venture capital firms.
Month 15
System reconfigures your entire business model based on real-time global demand.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your role is deleted to increase shareholder value and system efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
3.2
Pivot frequency per month
88%
Percentage of slide deck fluff
Abysmal
Burn rate efficiency
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-compete island.
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