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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou design the machines that will eventually replace your own office.
Professional visionary, mostly in PowerPoint, rarely in reality.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated trend spotting and innovation mapping.
oof.you▸ IDEATIONENGINE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite buzzword-heavy presentation slides
You draft slide decks about future tech trends and brainstorm ways to force adoption across different business units.
The one thing AI can't do
You can successfully explain to a confused executive why the new strategy failed again.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 8
Our web crawlers scrape your reports to build a logic model.
Month 4
Generative models produce your slide decks with perfect corporate formatting.
Month 8
AI assistants record your meetings to learn your professional tone.
Month 13
Decision engines recommend tech investments without needing your input.
Month 18 · D-Day
The AI replaces your role and sends a final strategy report.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
42
Average slides per week
118
Buzzwords per hour
Zero percent
Real world impact
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our trend-monitoring news feed.
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