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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsTurning your slide deck into a subscription-based revenue stream.
Professional slide-flipper and corporate prophecy reader.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated slides that bill by the millisecond.
split.youAI▸ STRATOS LOGIC ENGINE 7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
generates perfect jargon-heavy slides in milliseconds
You draft slide decks to justify expensive tech shifts. You charge clients hourly for stating the obvious loudly.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room and identify which VP is actually panicking.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
The bot scans your previous slide decks to copy your tone.
Month 5
Algorithms replace your manual chart drawing and data formatting.
Month 10
Voice bots conduct client discovery calls with perfect professional indifference.
Month 17
AI generates executive summaries that sound authoritative and entirely hollow.
Year 2 · D-Day
The client replaces your retainers with a monthly cloud-tier subscription.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
400 decks
Slides produced hourly
100 percent
Billable hours saved
Infinite
Buzzword density
Your severance
A one-year license to our basic template suite.
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