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Your job has an expiration date
May 19, 2027
In 7 monthsA person paid to recommend the very machine replacing them today.
Strategic architect of your own professional obsolescence.
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Optimizing shareholder value without the expensive lunch.
blub.you▸ STRATEGYSIM V.9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
hallucinates a disruptive paradigm shift instantly
You identify corporate value streams and build AI adoption roadmaps. Your job is effectively a self-destruct sequence for your own board-level existence.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a CEO in the eye while lying about synergy.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Our scraper pulls your slide history to learn your specific flavor of corporate jargon.
Week 6
AI models map every historical strategic pivot you ever proposed to quarterly profit.
Month 3
The machine generates slide decks that sound exactly like you, but with actual logic.
Month 5
Neural agents run A/B testing on board room reactions to determine optimal phrasing.
Month 7 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system autonomously executes your final strategy roadmap.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
400+
slides created per quarter
12
value-add buzzwords per minute
900
coffee cups consumed in meetings
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and three useless contacts.
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