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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Technology Support Engineer jobs? · Latest report #8932d4c6
Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are just a human search engine with a ticket backlog.
Professional password resetter and forced-restart enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets before you even open them.
help!youAI▸ TICKETTERMINATOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autoclose all tickets containing the word reboot
You reset user passwords and try to fix broken hardware configurations while staring at endless terminal logs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the specific tone of panic in a user's voice.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI reads every ticket and closes the duplicates automatically.
Month 4
The machine runs diagnostic scripts instead of asking users to restart.
Month 8
Users verify their own identity through biometric scanners instead of you.
Month 12
Smart lockers handle laptop distribution and swap out failed units.
Month 14 · D-Day
The support dashboard officially disables all human-access accounts.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
0.4 milliseconds
Average ticket resolution time
Zero
User patience levels
1.2 million
Passwords reset per hour
Your severance
A one-month supply of cheap lukewarm coffee.
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