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Your job has an expiration date
June 11, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTranslating vague business dreams into technical debt for a living.
Professional cat-herder for developers and stakeholder appeaser.
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Automating the delivery of your missed deadlines.
brr.you▸ SYNCMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reassigns your Jira tickets to oblivion
You spend days managing sprint backlogs and babysitting developers who argue over code styling conventions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense when a developer is lying about their progress during a status update.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Bots start sending daily progress summaries directly to stakeholders.
Month 4
AI assigns tasks based on developer output history, ignoring your input.
Month 8
A vision model approves pull requests faster than you ever could.
Month 13
Automated pipeline testing eliminates the need for your Friday panic.
Month 19 · D-Day
The team lead role is deleted from the company directory permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
Unstable
Average sprint velocity
22 weekly
Unnecessary meeting hours
Mostly ignored
Jira tickets closed
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a meditation app.
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