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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsSelling university dreams to venture capitalists who only want the exit strategy.
Gatekeeper of academic breakthroughs and corporate greed.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning ivory tower papers into profit streams.
help!youAI▸ PATENTLOGIC V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates patent filing and licensing contract drafts
You translate academic research into commercial patents and negotiate licensing deals with industry partners for profit.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a professor is lying about their invention's actual commercial potential.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI scans every university research paper ever archived.
Month 4
Software writes patent applications faster than a legal department.
Month 8
Algorithms match inventions with corporate buyers automatically.
Month 13
Bots finalize licensing terms without human legal intervention.
Month 18 · D-Day
The entire commercialization chain operates without human oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
12000 per hour
Research papers parsed
Zero
Negotiation friction level
99 percent
Patent office success rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to peer-reviewed journals.
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