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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou sell bridges to companies that never actually cross them.
Professional slide-deck architect and spreadsheet visionary.
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Automated slides that cost pennies, not millions.
glub.youAI▸ CONSULTANT-BOT 7000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite plausible pivot strategies
You draft abstract roadmaps and vendor assessments that justify expensive, late, and ultimately pointless software migrations.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can look a CEO in the eye and lie.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Your internal company history is fed into the transformation engine.
Month 3
AI starts auto-filling your standard vendor assessment templates.
Month 6
Algorithms predict project failures faster than your human team.
Month 10
Chatbots handle all alignment and status update meetings.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system generates its own strategy and fires you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
450
Buzzwords per hour
99%
Roadmaps ignored
120
Slides produced daily
Your severance
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