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February 4, 2030
In 3 years, 3 monthsCharging hourly to help you dread the inevitable, one session at once.
Professional listener to people who should really unplug more.
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Empathy simulation for the digitally anxious
blub.you▸ ZENSYNTH-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 3 MONTHSAI's Special Power
validates their irrational fears with soothing tones
You listen to clients vent about digital existential threats while tracking their anxiety on a clipboard.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can nod with genuine confusion when they describe their nightmares.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors monitor patient heart rates to flag panic before it starts.
Month 5
Voice-to-text algorithms strip away the nuance and capture the data.
Month 13
Robot avatars gently desensitise patients through controlled, high-frequency digital exposure.
Year 2.2
Big data suggests the perfect coping mechanism before the patient speaks.
Year 3.3 · D-Day
The therapy office is now a high-efficiency server room.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
84 percent
Average fear of vacuum cleaner
Zero
Clients cured via irony
Weekly
Sessions interrupted by wifi drop
Your severance
One free year of premium ad-free internet access.
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