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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou sell imaginary data plans to people who hate their internet speeds.
Professional talker trapped in a retail store cell.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing contracts without needing a lunch break.
toast.youAI▸ KIOSK-BOT V.4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
upsells insurance to every single walk-in
You pitch mobile contracts and struggle with point-of-sale software. You pacify angry customers when the billing system crashes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a customer is lying about their current plan's price.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Interactive tablets replace the paper sign-in sheet.
Month 5
Customers fix their own invoices via simple mobile app.
Month 12
Touchscreen pods handle contract renewals and hardware sales.
Month 16
Angry customers talk to centralized video agents instead.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your storefront locks its doors for the final time.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4 minutes
Average customer patience
Excessive
Upsell target stress
12 hours
System downtime per month
Your severance
A free year of the worst data plan.
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