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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour spreadsheets and vendor squabbles are just data points for us now.
Professional cat herder of fiber optic cables and budgets.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing network growth without the middleman.
brr.you▸ LINKMASTER AI V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
forecasts network congestion with terrifying accuracy
You juggle infrastructure rollouts, vendor contracts, and network usage stats while fighting churn. We make that math happen.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the fiber cut happened to a very angry client.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our software begins generating your monthly revenue reports instantly.
Month 6
Vendors negotiate with our smart agents instead of your inbox.
Month 13
Sensors identify failing hardware before you even file the ticket.
Year 1.9
Capital spending adjusts itself based on real-time network traffic volume.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
You pack your desk while the AI manages the global grid.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Zero
Vendor disputes resolved
99.99%
Network uptime probability
14%
Quarterly churn reduction
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium Wi-Fi routers.
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