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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsYour crimping tool is a relic, and your ladder is a liability.
Pole-climbing wire wizard with back pain for legacy reasons.
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Connecting the world without the human error.
glub.youAI▸ LINESPIDER 3000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
snaps fiber strands without a single fracture
You climb poles and crawl through tight spaces to pull, splice, and test fiber and copper lines.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which unlabeled wire in a rat's nest is the right one.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Drones map every utility pole to identify optimal cable paths.
Month 6
Robotic cells perform clean fiber fusion in climate-controlled vans.
Month 16
Magnetic-grip crawlers replace the need for physical pole climbing.
Year 2.5
Guided boring machines route lines without drilling through residential walls.
Year 4 · D-Day
The final human-pulled line is decommissioned by a fully autonomous swarm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.1%
too many
Average ladder falls
infinite loop
Cable slack storage
seconds flat
Splicing speed
Your severance
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