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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTrading your strategy meetings for a very efficient decision-tree algorithm.
Master of quarterly earnings calls and boardroom double-speak.
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Profit maximization without the golf outings.
glub.youAI▸ OMNISTRATEGIST V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes quarterly dividends via predictive market modeling
Setting corporate strategy and reporting to shareholders by interpreting complex market data and political regulatory landscapes.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can convincingly look sad while announcing layoffs.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI begins auditing your past earnings calls for patterns.
Month 4
Shadow software suggests better margins for every fiscal quarter.
Month 8
The board prefers the machine's faster, emotionless policy changes.
Month 13
A generated voice now handles all investor relations briefings.
Month 19 · D-Day
The board realizes they only needed a terminal, not you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
4 minutes
Annual board meeting duration
0.02 seconds
Quarterly pivot speed
Zero
Golf course visits
Your severance
A company car you have to pay to return.
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