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Your job has an expiration date
June 29, 2029
In 2 years, 8 monthsYou monitor packets while the cloud prepares your digital obituary.
Managing infrastructure while waiting for the next midnight alert.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Self-healing networks without the human headache.
splat.you▸ NETSYNTH-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconfigures routing tables in a millisecond
You manage network infrastructure, patch routers, configure firewalls, and respond to middle-of-the-night server outages. You fix connectivity issues.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who remembers why the firewall rules are so messy.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 8
Smart agents start watching your network patterns for anomaly detection.
Month 7
Scripts replace your manual firmware updates with auto-deploy systems.
Month 15
System architecture locks down, making your manual tweaks unnecessary.
Year 2
Network self-healing takes over every routing task you perform.
Year 2.7 · D-Day
Your terminal access is revoked while the machine optimizes itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
0.0003 seconds
Ticket response time
4 liters
Coffee consumed per outage
99.9999%
Uptime percentage
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium roast instant coffee.
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