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February 8, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsSelling fiber access to landowners who hate you is not a career.
Professional trespasser disguised as a business developer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating land rights one cold email at a time.
glub.youAI▸ ACQUISITIONAGENT V7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
negotiates land easements while you sleep
You hunt for land for cell towers and fiber routes by calling strangers and begging for access.
The one thing AI can't do
You can look a suspicious landowner in the eye and sense if they are lying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Satellite imagery identifies optimal tower spots without you leaving your chair.
Month 5
AI sends hyper-personalized legal offers to landowners that actually get replies.
Month 12
Blockchain-backed smart contracts replace the need for physical notary visits.
Month 16
Local government APIs automatically approve permits based on pre-vetted compliance data.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The machine fully manages the entire land acquisition lifecycle in total silence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
412
Emails per closed deal
3 gallons
Coffee spent per contract
94 percent
Rejection rate
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