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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsManaging a sinking ship while pretending the lifeboats are perfectly aligned.
Professional status-chaser and spreadsheet enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the obsolescence of copper infrastructure.
ow.youAI▸ MIGRATIONENGINE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
reconfigures routing tables without human intervention
You track vendor timelines and chase engineers to swap copper wires for digital fiber circuits. It is mostly spreadsheets.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can convince a panicked site engineer to stay late.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent scrapes all project spreadsheets into a live database.
Month 4
Bots automatically email vendors until delivery dates are confirmed correctly.
Month 10
Software models predict bottlenecks before they happen in the field.
Month 16
Robotic systems verify circuit connectivity without human check-ins.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system runs the migration entirely without human administrative oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
42
Spreadsheets per migration
3,000
Hours spent chasing status
Zero
Tolerance for vendor excuses
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a noise-canceling headset.
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