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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou are a glorified SIM card dispenser waiting for a kiosk.
Expert at pretending the internet outage isn't my fault.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals without the small talk.
wheee!you▸ OMNISALES KIOSK-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
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You pitch data plans and hardware to customers in a physical store. You manage inventory and activations daily.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sometimes talk a frustrated customer out of a fit of pure rage.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Store arrival check-ins transition to a mobile booking app.
Month 4
Vending modules automatically manage hardware stock and SIM activation.
Month 8
Touchscreens now adjust plan pricing in real-time to close sales.
Month 13
Store monitors handle all technical support via secure video feeds.
Month 18 · D-Day
The shop is now fully automated and requires zero human presence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
84%
Average smile intensity
12
SIM cards lost in drawer
9000
Minutes spent explaining data caps
Your severance
One free year of unlimited data with no hotspot.
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