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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSelling invisible bandwidth to people who never understood it anyway.
Professional bridge-builder and invoice-justification specialist.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before the coffee gets cold.
bzzt.youAI▸ CONTRACTBOT NEGOTIATOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates price floor negotiations in milliseconds
You negotiate connectivity contracts and oversee infrastructure deployment deals. Your job is basically expensive paperwork with a tie.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is bluffing about their budget during a lunch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your contract history is uploaded into the primary modeling database.
Month 5
The AI starts generating quotes faster and cheaper than your team.
Month 13
Software bots handle initial redlining of terms with client systems.
Year 1.9
Sensors and drones conduct remote site surveys for infrastructure deployment.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system fully manages all enterprise connectivity relationships autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4 mugs
Coffee consumed per deal
1200 annually
Hours spent on hold
12 percent
Terms you actually read
Your severance
One high-speed router and a firm handshake.
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