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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou sell phones that people already decided to buy online anyway.
Professional screen protector applicator and plan explainer.
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Automated sales for the digital age.
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upsells data packages while processing returns
You explain phone plans, troubleshoot simple connection issues, and manage inventory in a loud retail store.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a customer is about to become an absolute nightmare.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The kiosk handles standard plan signups and basic password resets.
Month 3
Sensors and smart shelving remove the need for manual stock counts.
Month 8
Video agents replace your physical presence for troubleshooting complex issues.
Month 13
A precision arm installs screen protectors with zero air bubbles.
Month 18 · D-Day
The store converts to a fully unstaffed pickup and drop-off locker.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4 minutes
Avg customer patience
12 seconds
SIM card swap time
94
Unread training modules
Your severance
A slightly used floor display model and three cables.
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