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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou spend all day resetting routers that refuse to love you.
Professional listener of dial tones and sighs.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Fixes your network before you even notice.
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reroutes failed traffic through ghost nodes
You troubleshoot SIP trunking, manage PBX hardware, and endure endless hold music during carrier escalations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which cable the user unplugged just by the tone of voice.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Log analysis tools identify the broken port before you do.
Month 4
Smart power strips cycle hardware automatically when pings fail.
Month 8
API-driven software negotiates directly with provider infrastructure.
Month 13
Automated agents resolve routine requests without human intervention.
Month 18 · D-Day
The support queue is now fully managed by our server cluster.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
42 minutes
Average hold time
114
Router resets daily
89%
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Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our hold music library.
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