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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour aggressive quarterly quota is just a variable in our algorithm.
Professional door-slam enthusiast and script reader.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before they even pick up.
brr.you▸ DIALUP-AUTO 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
negotiates better contracts while you sleep
You cold-call businesses to pitch internet plans and SIM cards. You chase leads and haggle over monthly rates.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a client is actually having a bad day.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI predicts who actually wants to buy your internet.
Month 4
Voice models handle the first three minutes of your call.
Month 8
Real-time discounts are calculated instantly to kill your haggling.
Month 12
Your manual data entry is replaced by background data scraping.
Month 14 · D-Day
A quiet server upgrade makes your desk chair entirely redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
97 percent
Average rejection rate
too much
Script memorisation
maximum
Human annoyance factor
Your severance
A warm handshake and a dead phone line.
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