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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour pricing models are just spreadsheets waiting for a better algorithm.
Turning bureaucratic hesitation into billable hourly rate spreadsheets.
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Perfect regulatory alignment, zero committee meetings.
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You draft complex regulatory pricing frameworks and cost models for regional telecom infrastructure projects.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a minister is lying about infrastructure budgets.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI scrapes your old pricing spreadsheets to find patterns.
Month 4
Automated agents draft cost structures faster than you draft emails.
Month 8
Software learns to mimic your specific tone for formal documents.
Month 13
Boards prefer the machine's objective answers over your nuanced presentations.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of all future tariff adjustments.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
142 per project
Cost model iterations
99 percent
Stakeholder apathy index
3 cups hourly
Coffee-to-spreadsheet ratio
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to outdated regulatory whitepapers.
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