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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou sell imaginary signals that the satellites already provide for free.
Master of selling bundled fiber and overcharging for routers.
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bzzt.youAI▸ SIGNALNODE AUTOMATON 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
redirects all traffic to automated support queues
You manage local retail sales and handle complex customer disputes over billing errors and hardware setup issues.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still charm a customer who is irate about a dead internet connection.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Touchscreen consoles replace the need for your friendly sales staff.
Month 5
AI systems resolve customer disputes faster than your internal team.
Month 13
Automated logistics software eliminates the need for your hardware orders.
Year 1.9
Self-contained vending units replace your expensive high-street storefronts.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
All your franchise functions are fully integrated into our central cloud.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
18 minutes
Average customer complaint duration
42
Weekly contract renewal attempts
4 percent
Percentage of store foot traffic
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic throttled data plan.
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