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Will AI replace Telecoms Support Engineer jobs? · Latest report #gbnn73c3
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou trace packets until you lose your mind and your signal.
Master of traceroute, babysitter of legacy copper infrastructure.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Self-healing infrastructure that never takes a ticket.
oof.you▸ NETFIXER-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automatically reboots entire network stacks mid-flight
You spend your day chasing down intermittent network outages and configuring complex routing tables for grumpy enterprise customers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the configuration change crashed the system at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents begin parsing your error logs before you wake up.
Month 5
An AI triages all incoming network issues without human intervention.
Month 10
Scripts automatically push fixes to routers when latency spikes occur.
Month 15
Direct vendor hooks allow software to bypass your manual configuration.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your terminal login is revoked as the system manages itself now.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
0.002 seconds
Ticket response time
400% above base
Human frustration levels
3.5 cups
Coffee consumed per outage
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a high-latency satellite internet plan.
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