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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour career has been on hold, but the line is now dead.
Professional surface cleaner of the modern communication age
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Sterilizing your connectivity without the small talk.
oof.you▸ BIO-WIPE 5000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
neutralizes pathogens via automated ultraviolet light
You spend your days meticulously removing biological contaminants from handsets. It is a job defined by obsessive hygiene and repetitive motion.
The one thing AI can't do
You can discern if a user is crying through the plastic housing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors identify high-traffic handsets needing immediate hygiene intervention.
Week 6
Articulated pincers achieve perfect coverage on curved plastic surfaces.
Month 3
Integrated ultraviolet light modules eliminate bacteria without moisture damage.
Month 4
The system automatically updates sanitation logs with photographic proof.
Month 6 · D-Day
Human presence is permanently removed from the handset sanitization cycle.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
4,000 daily
Handsets wiped
Zero
Bacteria colony count
Low
Job satisfaction
Your severance
One lifetime supply of anti-bacterial hand soap.
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