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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour patience is being recorded for machine learning purposes.
Professional listener to people yelling about their internet bills.
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Conversations without the pesky human hesitation.
no no noyouAI▸ VOXDEPRECATOR 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mimics human empathy with perfect algorithm efficiency
You answer incoming queries, follow scripts to troubleshoot issues, and update customer profiles in a database.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when a customer is actually joking about their fridge being haunted.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The machine starts listening to all your calls to learn.
Week 9
Your screen now auto-fills the answers while you just read.
Month 5
Simple queries go straight to the bot without ringing you.
Month 10
The bot sounds exactly like you but never sighs loudly.
Month 14 · D-Day
The phone system disconnects your extension for the last time.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
Infinite
Average handle time
100 percent
Scripts followed
Too much
Coffee consumed per shift
Your severance
A pre-recorded thank you message and a digital mug.
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