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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 21, 2027
In 7 monthsYour phone script is just a series of errors waiting for deletion.
Professional interruptor of dinners and quiet afternoons.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals while you are still breathing.
oof.youAI▸ DIALER-X 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mimics human warmth to bypass gatekeepers
You spend all day cold calling strangers, navigating gatekeepers, and ignoring rejection to hit arbitrary daily quotas.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a prospect is lying about being busy.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
The AI absorbs your entire sales script into memory.
Week 6
It creates a synthetic voice that sounds suspiciously friendly.
Month 3
The machine begins making 500 calls per minute simultaneously.
Month 5
Software updates client data without ever complaining about it.
Month 7 · D-Day
You are replaced by a server rack running infinite simulations.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
99.2 percent
Call rejection rate
0 daily
Average script deviations
4 liters
Coffee intake
Your severance
A one-year supply of throat lozenges and silence.
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