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Your job has an expiration date
September 1, 2028
In 1 year, 10 monthsYour personality is just a series of predictable audio frequency patterns.
Professional talker, expert in filling dead air.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Relatable content, minus the ego.
glub.youAI▸ SYNTHETIX-BROADCASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers perfectly-timed witty banter
You read scripts and feign curiosity for callers or guests. The audience likes your voice, but not that much.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still improvise a funny reaction when the guest says something truly awful.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your vocal range is mapped to a generative model.
Month 5
AI writes your banter based on trending social media.
Month 10
Automated software handles the guest booking and scheduling.
Month 15
Dynamic AI reads ads that change for every listener.
Month 22 · D-Day
You are replaced by a loop that never tires.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.9%
240 percent
Average ego inflation
12 seconds
Ad-read retention
high
Coffee-induced jitters
Your severance
a pre-recorded thank you message from a bot
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