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Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsA glorified contract-pusher with a nicer view of the parking lot.
SVP of shuffling paper and avoiding real work
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Finalizing your deals before you finish lunch.
brr.you▸ LEGALDRAFT-X 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
strikes your contract terms with cold logic
You shuffle paperwork for production deals and settle disputes over residuals. Your desk is a graveyard of legal drafts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a producer is bluffing about the production budget over a martini.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Contracts are auto-populated by pulling data directly from production sheets.
Month 5
Algorithms flag legal liabilities in your drafts before you even read them.
Month 13
A chatbot handles routine redlining with talent agents automatically.
Year 1.9
Management stops asking for your opinion and starts checking the dashboard.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system finishes the final deal without human interference.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
8 cups
Coffee consumption per day
480 weekly
Hours spent on legal calls
12,000 yearly
Meaningless emails sent
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one signed blank NDA.
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